Bible Games - Angry Video Game Nerd - Episode 17
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Subscribe: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=JamesNintendoNerd The Angry Video Game Nerd (Episode 17) Bible Games AVGN: Bible Games (Higher Quality) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkNlVB9SQi8 Watch all Angry Video Game Nerd episodes https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2B009153AC977F90 This Christmas, let the Nerd remind you of the Christmas spirit by throwing Baby Moses down the Nile. If you think that's weird, just hop on Noah's Ark, where you can shoot an army of goats with sleeping pills from a slingshot. That's right folks, there's nothing holy about these Bible-based boatloads of sacrilege. Released in 1991 by Wisdom Tree, Bible Adventures was a game that was so poorly put together that it wasn't even sold at major video game retailers. The same could be said for their next title, Bible Buffet, a game as baffling as its title would suggest. And rounding out the trilogy is Super Noah's Ark 3D, a blatant, kid-friendly knockoff of Wolfenstein 3D that was released in 1994. It's so bad that it wasn't even officially licensed by Nintendo! Games this bad shouldn't be legal, so prepare yourself for the terror that awaits you in this episode. This just might by the Christmas that kills the Nerd! So grab your strongest cup of eggnog, because this is going to be a long one. Visit our website! http://cinemassacre.com/ James Twitter! https://twitter.com/cinemassacre Mike's Twitter! https://twitter.com/Mike_Matei Our Google+ https://plus.google.com/+JamesNintendoNerd Our Tumblr! http://cinemassacreproductions.tumblr.com Our Facebook Fanpage! https://www.facebook.com/Cinemassacre Our Instagram! http://instagram.com/cinemassacre Our Reddit! http://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacre/ Support us on Patreon http://www.patreon.com/Cinemassacre Episode notes by Mike: - In episode 17 AVGN reviews a variety of bible themed games including Bible Buffet (NES), Bible Adventures (NES), Super 3D Noah's Ark (SNES) and others. - Kyle Justin recorded a parody of "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" for this episode. - There are two sequels to this episode. Bible Games 2 (2008) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dUVZozf-i0 and Bible Games 3 (2011) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz0TOQ1BF-M - Episodes 18 & 19 are available to watch on Cinemassacre here http://cinemassacre.com/2007/01/25/tmnt-part-1/ Check out these other classic AVGN episodes! AVGN: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjUz8IT0CYg AVGN: Top Gun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofM11nPzFo0 AVGN: Friday the 13th https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1raUvGNbZFg AVGN: The Power Glove https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYDuy7wM8Gk AVGN: Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1tU61Nyv1w AVGN: NES Accessories https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kBMscW_dVg AVGN Batman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFvtk5toGJg AVGN: Ghosts N' Goblins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94Y6y1MOoEo AVGN Tiger Electronic Games https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u5dtBtG9yU
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11:03-11:13 Probably Nora made Bible Buffet or Nora worked for Wisdom Tree because of the Exploding Pancakes and the fact Nora heavily loves Pancakes.
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In a different universe, this is the favourite game for a faithful, but unlucky guy. -
13:08 he's grabbin' her bewb!
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David and Goliath? Why didn't they call it the story of the lost sheep? At would have made a million times more sence, he's not fighting goliath, heck Goliath isn't even in that game, he's just collecting sheep! It should have been the story of the lost sheep!
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All time fav episode, still hilarious
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This is ten years old
This is ten years old
This is ten years old
This is...as much as I repeat it I still can't believe it -
YouTube was a different place back in 2006
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See you in 2017.
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Super Noah's Ark 3D gets even stranger later on O_o. They replace the goats with other, stronger animals and you get massive upgrades to your slingshot. To be fair, most of these games are still better than most of the horrible stuff AVGN reviews, though that's not saying much of course.
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Speaking of the Bible I wish Noah could of swatted those two mosquitoes
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13:37 Or you could call it Super Fuck Farts 3D...just saying.
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I heard you can play Super Noah's Ark 3D on Steam.
STEAM.
Out of all things... why Steam? -
merry christmas
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the intro song by kyle Justin makes me laugh my ass off
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Happy 10 years to this video Merry Christmas
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Whats pretty hilarious is that noah can carry A horse a cow and 2 ox's over his head! ROFL!!!
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Every Christmas Eve night
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This video was uploaded EXACTLY a decade ago. Christmas Day 2006. Merry Christmas everyone!
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Well. Here I am, ten years later.